Jessica Biel doesn't kiss and tell

Dating actors just kind of happens

Iggy Pop is the twisted face of Paco Rabanne Black XS L'Excès perfumes.

Photograph by: MARK METCALFE GETTY IMAGES FILE, The Gazette

That's Jessica Biel on the cover of the new Elle mag, and inside she talks about a lot of stuff but declines to answer any questions about Justin Timberlake.

That's probably just as well, because I suspect she did the interview while they were broken up, but they have now reunited.

These two split in May, after four years as a couple, amid rumours linking him to half the starlets in Hollywood. Talking about him now, she just says: "A girl doesn't kiss and tell."

As for dating actors in general, she says: "Those are the people you meet and so it just kind of happens. (But) let me tell you: It never happens on purpose."

She's 29.

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Now it can be told: Carey Mulligan, appearing on some British talk show, talked about how nervous she was kissing Johnny Depp in the 2009 movie Public Enemies:

"I did kiss him several times, but it got cut from the film. - It got cut because I looked so uncomfortable. - I got so nervous."

She's 26; Depp is 48.

At age 64, Iggy Pop has the kind of face that looks like the "after" part of some ominous warning in a public service announcement. And his hair needs help. The guy could be a Halloween fright costume.

All the same, he has been signed, Women's Wear Daily reports, to be the front man in new TV and movie-theatre commercials for something called Paco Rabanne Black XS L'Excès perfumes for men and women. Go figure.

You think it's easy being a starlet? Just ask Kristen Stewart, who showed up in L.A. the other day with a cast on her right wrist and hand. Here's how she explained it to Us Weekly:

"I got hurt. It's a minor thing. I was just fighting dwarves, then (my hand) hit my knee really hard."

Before you start calling the human-rights people, chill out: The mishap took place on a movie set in England, late last month. She's been filming Snow White and the Huntsman, some kind of fairy-tale picture.

Speaking of Stewart, she and her Twilight co-stars Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner showed up the other day at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, for the purpose of being "immortalized" on that stupid Walk of Fame. I figure fame you have to buy isn't worth buying, but that's just me.

How much are we paying our dentists these days, anyway? At a British auction the other day, Alberta dentist Michael Zuk paid £19,000 ($31,000), almost double the expected price, for a nasty little yellow object said to have belonged to John Lennon: one of his teeth.

There is no formal certificate of provenance, but this object has been owned by relatives of the late Beatle's housekeeper, Dot Jarlett.

The tooth is apparently too fragile to permit DNA testing.