Total Recall trailer: Kate Beckinsale vs. Jessica BielTO THE DEATH!!!

The full trailer for this Augusts vaguely-anticipated Total Recall remake hit the internet yesterday. The plot outline remains roughly the same as the outlandish 1990 classic: an everyman feels dissatisfied with his perfect life and is haunted by dreams of a more exciting existence, so he visits his friendly neighborhood memory implant service. Tonally, though, this new Recall suggests a futuristic Bourne, with Colin Farrell suddenly discovering a remarkable array of secret-agent Krav Maga skills. Also, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel get into a fight, and every time they punch each other, it sounds like a metal fist punching a mushroom cloud. Also, John Cho and Bryan Cranston both wear wigs. Curiously, there is still no sign of the three-breasted mutant prostitute.

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